SHEARED!

 
You're not going to believe the week I've had.  The good Dr. Ridiculous decided to send me away to some horrifying place known as "the groomer's" last Wednesday. ALL DAY. For all my fellow canines out there reading, DO NOT fall for a car ride::SQUIRREL!!!:: (sorry, it's my job to guard the yard from those pesky little rodents) to this seemingly innocuous place of chaos. What a nightmare! Not only did I have to get a bath,but my nails were trimmed, ears plucked, and the most torturous of all---HAIR CUT!!!! Sometimes my owner has these half-baked ideas, (like trying to make Amelie the cat like me by isolating us in the same room..yikes!) but I think he means well...Oh J. Cornelius, whatever will we do with you?

Don't get me wrong, the cut feels GREAT! Things were starting to heat up down here in sunny Gainesville and I recommend to all long haired breeds to get a cut!(I just wish I didn't look so ridiculous)I lost my size, I look like a newly sheared lamb!!! Agh! Check out these before and after shots.

Before:

After:

::SIGH:: Things could be worse, after all I could be a cat;)